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.eslintrc.js

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+const prettierConfig = require('./.prettierrc.js');
+
+module.exports = {
+    env: {
+        browser: true,
+        commonjs: true,
+        es2021: true,
+        node: true,
+    },
+    extends: [
+        'eslint:recommended',
+        'plugin:react/recommended',
+        'plugin:react-hooks/recommended',
+        'plugin:prettier/recommended',
+        'plugin:@typescript-eslint/eslint-recommended',
+        'plugin:@typescript-eslint/recommended',
+        'next/core-web-vitals',
+    ],
+    parserOptions: {
+        ecmaFeatures: {
+            jsx: true,
+        },
+        ecmaVersion: 12,
+        sourceType: 'module',
+    },
+    plugins: ['react'],
+    rules: {
+        // Possible errors
+        'no-console': 'warn',
+        // Best practices
+        'dot-notation': 'error',
+        'no-else-return': 'error',
+        'no-floating-decimal': 'error',
+        'no-sequences': 'error',
+        // Stylistic
+        'array-bracket-spacing': 'error',
+        'computed-property-spacing': ['error', 'never'],
+        curly: 'error',
+        'no-lonely-if': 'error',
+        'no-unneeded-ternary': 'error',
+        'one-var-declaration-per-line': 'error',
+        quotes: [
+            'error',
+            'single',
+            {
+                allowTemplateLiterals: false,
+                avoidEscape: true,
+            },
+        ],
+        // ES6
+        'array-callback-return': 'off',
+        'prefer-const': 'error',
+        // Imports
+        'import/prefer-default-export': 'off',
+        'sort-imports': [
+            'error',
+            {
+                ignoreCase: true,
+                ignoreDeclarationSort: true,
+            },
+        ],
+        'no-unused-expressions': 'off',
+        'no-prototype-builtins': 'off',
+        // REACT
+        'react/jsx-uses-react': 'off',
+        'react/react-in-jsx-scope': 'off',
+        'jsx-a11y/href-no-hash': [0],
+        'react/display-name': 0,
+        'react/no-deprecated': 'error',
+        'react/no-unsafe': [
+            'error',
+            {
+                checkAliases: true,
+            },
+        ],
+        'react/jsx-sort-props': [
+            'error',
+            {
+                ignoreCase: true,
+            },
+        ],
+        'react-hooks/rules-of-hooks': 'error',
+        'react-hooks/exhaustive-deps': 0,
+        // Prettier
+        // eslint looks for the prettier config at the top level of the package/app
+        // but the config lives in the `config/` directory. Passing the config here
+        // to get around this.
+        'prettier/prettier': ['error', prettierConfig],
+    },
+    settings: {
+        react: {
+            version: 'detect',
+        },
+    },
+};